Why? Why do you keep doing what you are doing? It's effin' irritating, swear!
a. THE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE- these are the people who doesn't work in a government but acts like they do. Kailangan mo maghintay ng taon bago magawa ng tama ang nirerequest mo. They would give you the information that you need pero kulang. They would suggest something that would help you solve your problems, yon pala mali. And here's the best part, nakatayo ka na sa harap nila, but they would prefer talking to their neighbors or chit-chatting on the phone than ask you what you need.
b. KLEPTO- people who just doesn't have the etiquette to ask permission that they would be borrowing (and eventually getting) your things. Hindi dahil close tayo, OK lang na kuha ka lang ng kuha ng gamit ko. Di rin porke nakalatag sa lamesa, ibig sabihin libre mo ng kunin. You can always ask. Di naman ako madamot e. Oh and by the way, please return as soon as you finish using it and return it where you actually got it.
c. PG (patay gutom)- not just on food. on everything. May kasabihan nga tayo, "bakit ka bibili kung makukuha mo naman ng libre?" There's always something about the word FREE that makes you want to take everything for yourself. Here's a good suggestion, after every single person in the room or in the vicinity of 5 kms have gotten their share, and no one else wants to have the left-overs, then go ahead. Ibalot na yan!
d. WALANG BREEDING- buti pa ang dogs meron. Seriously, manners man, manners! It doesn't hurt to be nice once in awhile. I know that its only human to be all boastful and uncivilized sometimes, pero pag araw-araw sa bawat minuto na binigay sa yo e ganyan ka, my oh my, you have a lot of learning to do.
e. PLASTIC - people who pretend to be your friend but as soon as you turn, you have a knife sticking on your back. Actually, uso to e. Sometimes the situation calls for it. Parang kailangan mo maging orocan so that you can get through a day being around people you really don't like. But here's the thing, if you consider the people you are with as FRIENDS, then you don't have to be like this.
f. GEMINI- just like the sign, there are two faces and two sides. Unlike the plastic people, Gemini people can have 2 personalities at the same time. talentadong pinoy. These are the people who pretends to be good but are cruel. People who pretends to be happy but is actually dying inside. People who pretends to be strong but eventually commits suicide. People who pretends to be mahinhin and then gets pregnant out of wedlock. People who pretends to be rich but is actually in debt. People who pretends to be matalino, pero downloaded lang pala sa Internet lahat ng tinuturo nya. People who pretends to be holy, pero kung magmura, hataw. People who pretends to have a perfect life, yon pala binunugbog ng asawa. People who pretends to be straight but is attracted to the same sex.. People who pretends to be your friend pero naiingit pala sa yo.
g. BRITNEY- people who are just plain crazy. They are the ones who thinks that being different makes them better than the others. Mga taong tamang hinala. Akala nya sya laging pinaguusapan at pinariringgan. Akala nya lahat ng memo, lahat ng nakasulat sa board, lahat ng kanta na naririnig nya, dedicated sa kanya. Nak naman ng pating! Get a life. Stop watching movies that makes you think hard. For a change, give your brain a break. Kaw na matalino! Go party. Be around people. Talk to others about non-sence stuff. Stop thinking of yourself as superior to others because you read more. Hayy naku, kung ganyan ka ng ganyan, malamang sa mandaluyong ka na namin bisitahin. Sa loob ha!
AFFECTED KA? GUILTY KA! (and I dont care kung nasasaktan ka kasi pag totoo, masakit talaga!)
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