Things I Hate About You

I hate it when you don't come on time...but i hate you more when you arrive with flowers in your hand....

I hate it when you don't call when you said you would...but i hate you more when you answer my call with "I love you".

I hate it when you are not around...but i hate you more when all those times we are not together, you always tell me how much you miss me.

I hate it when you forget our anniversary....but i hate you more when I get a surprise gift when I get home.

I hate it when we fight over small things...but i hate it more when you're always the first one to say you are sorry.

I hate it when you go to your basketball game instead of watching a movie with me...i hate it more when I see our special day on your jersey.

I hate it when you get mad..i hate it more when you get mad at people being rude to me.

I hate it when you drink...i hate it more when you drink to celebrate my achievement.

I hate it when you go home late...i hate it more when you tell me that you are on your way to where I live.

I hate it when you leave me alone in a party...i hate it more when you tell me that you just want to stare at me from afar.

I hate it when you let me eat so much...i hate it more when you say that no matter how I look, I will always be sexy to you.

I hate it when you lie...i hate it more when you tell me that you just don't want to argue with me.

But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,

not even close…

not even a little bit…

not even at all. (poem from "10 things I hate About You" movie)