So much hatred around us. People would need to get their act together for change. Lets make this a better and safer place to live in for us, for our children and our children's children.
If only I would have the power to make laws, these are some of it:
1. Every crime is punishable by the law. Eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth. If you commited murder, you should die the way you killed you r victim, If you committed rape, your penis would be cut off. If you stole something, your hands will be cut off too. If you commited adultery, you will be thrown in jail for the rest of your life.naked.
2. The car owner who will hit anyone who doesnt use the right way to cross the street will not be reliable for them.
3. Working hours will be 12 hours but only for 4 days. Employees would be allowed to choose what day they would like to have their off.
4. Holidays that will fall on a Tuesday or Thursday will automatically include Mondays and Fridays. However, malls are required to be closed. I encourage family time.
5. OFW will not be allowed to stay in another country for more than 6 months. They will need to be back in the country or else they will be proclaimed WANTED by all foreign countries.
6. All roads should be 6 lanes. Any establishment that are within the perimeter of the road will be forcibly destroyed.
7. Extra rooms of mansions will be occupied by people without homes. They would need to pay P500 rent a month, including utilities.
8. Everyone who are in jail before my term would be transferred to one of the 7, 101 islands that we have. I prefer the island which is shark-infested.
9. All goverment buildings will be in Visayas. All goverment employees will also need to live there.
10. Soldiers and Policemen will have their training in Mindanao. If they live after a struggle with the Abu Sayaff, they will graduate with honors and serve the country.
11. Garbage cans will be scattred all over the country. Anyone who gets caught littering will be jailed too. Their only bail would be recycling bottles and making them into a house.
12. Free wi-fi all over the philippines. facebook, twitter and chatting will be available for everyone over 18 years old. You need to swipe your ID to confirm your age. Lying would be a serious crime.
Hahahaha! Just kidding!
on the second thought... i agree with you..i like what you said.. and also there will be coding for all motorcycles and and your 6 lanes 1 lane will be for and only for motorcycles, no swerving unless you will have a 100 meters for transferring from 1 lane to another( left and right turn and U turn)and failure to do so will cause them to impound the motorcycles.. para wala ng motor na parang sawa sa kalsada.. :)
ReplyDeletewe should run the government...hahahaha!
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