Gawang Pinoy

Signs that you are watching a filipino movie/teleserye:

1. Usually, its a story about a rich boy/girl falling inlove with a poor girl/boy and they go against the world to stay together. (di ba pwedeng parehong mayaman na lang o parehong mahirap?)

2. When the bida dies early, a “twin” suddenly appears from nowhere. (i find this really weird!)

3. The bad guys always wear leather / maong jackets. No matter how hot the weather is. (thats why the bad guys usually looks pawisin and mabaho)

4. The bida usually kills all the bad guys before the police arrives. (nangyayari siguro to sa tunay na buhay)

5. The leading lady always causes trouble and would be dragged by the leading man in escaping from the goons. (epal talaga sila minsan!)

6. The rich contrabida always have tons of money and gets a gang of 10 who she/he controls. (sa dami ng pera nya, why not hire a professional assasin ang kill the freakin bida?)

7. The bestfriend of the leading stars usually looks uglier or fatter. (may bestfriend din naman ako, mas maganda at payat nga sya sa kin e)

8. The bida’s family is killed and he/she changes his/her looks to start his plan of revenge. (i think changing the look is an ego booster)

9. When a character is leaving, usually, sa states pupunta or if there’s a new character, sa states din galing (ayaw ba nila ng galing sa London? O Russia? O dyan lang sa malapit, like Hongkong).

10. When meal is served, usually orange juice ang drinks. (ayaw nila ng ibang flavor)

11. If its a barkada movie, the 16 years old characters already drives cars. (lisensya??)

12. Everyone keeps waking up with nice hair and perfect make-up. (they forgot the term “mukang bagong gising”)

13. Why do they keep using long names like “eduardo” or “miguel”?( wala ba silang mga nick names?)

14. If its horror, usually the place is dark or the horror occurs at night. (pwede naman kasi buksan ang ilaw or magdala ng flashlight)

15. The movie soundtrack is usually sang by the leadin stars. (di ba marunong kumanta yon mga kontrabida?)

No wonder I dont really watch tagalog movies. It gets annoying and dragging most of the time.